Jesus:
Me: "Why do I not have the surprised feelings?"
Jesus:
Me: "Do you have a friend, that you like, f'n hate?"
Jesus:
Me: "You know, one that's essentially an oxygen thief?"
Jesus:
Me: "I don't know what to do, or why this friend is the way they are."
Jesus: "Because they're mere man. If they were a mere cat, better vantage point."
Me: "This forgiveness thing, man. It's not easy."
Jesus: "It's a game, A GAME!"
Me: "Stupid Ashley C. I mean seriously, who throws a shoe? Maybe I could inspire some hatred and antipathy towards people that are slightly different?"
Jesus: "UNFORGIVENESS IS VERY REAAALLL! AND VERY DANGERRROUS! OFTEN destroying those who practice it. OFTEN!"
Me: "Good truth."
Jesus: "YOU don't know!"
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And when Jesus laughs with us, we know for certain he's on our team.
I don't think I could believe someone truly loved me unless they laughed at/with me.
Which is how I know that this relationship is for real.
HAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHHA
I love you.
That is all.
OH MY GOSH, THIS IS FABULOUS! JUST WONDERFUL! ALL THE QUOTES AND INSIDE JOKES IT IS WONDEROUS!
That's it keep blaming Ashley C. I do. It IS all her fault after all :)
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